Make a bot to track gold stars given to team members.
Simple bot to give meaningless gold stars to millennial employees like myself who derive value from just such empty gestures.
Example would be
Manager: "Star bot give @mikey 3 gold stars"
Bot: "Way to go! 3 gold stars given to @mikey"
Manager: "5 Gold stars to @Hufflepuff"
Bot: "Finally some recognition for my buds in @Hufflepuff"
Michael Collart commented
One more example:
Mikey: "@starbot how many gold stars do I have"
BOT: "like 53 because you're the best"